Neil is the Best Cat in the World
Meet Neil
Neil is the very best cat in the world. He is smol, and orange and somewhat skittish but that just adds to his allure. He's absolutely, positively, the best cat.
How can I be sure that Neil is the best cat? Well he just is. I mean, just look at him. He's got a whole website about how he's the best cat. He's gotta be doing something right.
As you can see, not only is he a natural model, but he's quite the ferocious hunter. All green feathery boas for miles around live in fear.
Don't let his skill and strength fool you, this guy is a world championship snuggler. He's never happier than when he gets to curl up with his human beans.
As you'll see below, he is also an expert snoozer.
He's Heckin' Suave
Do you see this dude to the left? Look at dem cheeks. Look at how rad and adorable he is. Dude will sweep ya off your feet.
Neil is literally doing every guy in the world a favor by not being on Tinder. No dude could compete with this fella.
Thanks Neil for being a bro and leaving the ladies to the rest of us.
Snuggler Supreme
This guy loves to snug. Like you don't even know. He is an A1 world champion snuggler. This cat knows his place in the world is on his human's lap. He likes to start his day off right hanging out on his owner's lap for breakfast, and then end the day right right back there for dinner!
He literally cannot get enough. Unlike many cats who will pull away from face kisses, this dude leans right into it. He loves getting his nose kissed and will often kiss right back! Neil knows the good life when he sees it and often returns the affection.
